Typically having amnesia is a struggle in and of itself, but for the girl in this story, well… she wishes it were only a story. Pursued by interdimensional space samurai, she traverses a nightmarish world doing whatever she can mentally and physically to survive the horrific oddities she encounters. All they want is the ballerina shoes of mysticism—she just wishes she knew what the hell they were. Zombie unicorns, crazed cultish townsfolk, vampires, dinosaurs, phantoms, mermaids, barbarian romantic encounters, witches… these are only a few of the things she has to contend with. Will she triumph over absurd depravity? Open the book and find out!